Tuesday, August 18, 2009

CASTLEVANIA: THE MOVIE

GOOD news - They are making CASTLEVANIA into a movie!

BAD news - PAUL S. ANDERSON is involved; writer & producer. He did the first AVP movie. For that alone, he should be strapped to a rocket and blasted into the sun. I won't be seeing this film because it will only make me sad & angry.

UPDATE & CORRECTION:
Paul S. Anderson is not going to direct... he is writing and producing... in addtion, he has said Saw's James Wan is tweaking the script and will also probably direct the film. The above text has been changed with corrections.
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There's a secret lair somewhere where Paul S. Anderson is sipping expensive cognac with Stephen Sommers, Brett Ratner, Uwe Boll and Satan.

4 comments:

Red Jimsmash said...

Are you sure about this? Paul Anderson announced a while ago he was off the project, and was only going to write it. Then there was an announcement that his script was thrown out, and they'd be starting over without him.

Anonymous said...

I have mixed feelings about Paul WS Anderson. I think he is quite capable of making a visually good film, however, his story-telling and directing leaves much to be desired. I really liked Event Horizon. I think it is his best film. And visually, I enjoyed the 1st Resident Evil. But you are right about AVP and despite the fact that it was slightly entertaining, Death Race was crap. IMDB says the director is James Wan (Saw) with Paul WS Anderson as a writer...but I dunno how current that info is.

Jason Garrett said...

Um...is Count Chocula the villain?

riktor said...

the villain has always been Dracula.... right?

speaking of, its only a matter of time before hollywood makes movies of count chocula, boo berry and frankenberry.