JIM HENSON SPINS IN GRAVE

After paying $90 million last year for rights to The Muppets, Disney is planning on bringing them back to TV as a prime-time ABC series parodying such pooptastic shows like American Idol and America's Next Top Model (UGH). The show would have Kermit and crew judging other would-be muppets trying out to be on the Muppet Show.

I love the Muppets, but this.... this sounds atrocious!!

JIM SMASH!!!!

Ok, so before I die, like I said below, gimmie a lightsaber so I can smash the post-Jim-Henson era Muppets people.

Lightsaber?
Check - and its green of course.
Jim Henson costume?
Check.
Jedi Robe?
Check.
Blue paint - so its Jedi SPIRIT Jim Henson?
Check.
Proceed to ass-whoop on Muppet Infidels!!!!

Stop typing and making ass out of self?
Check.......................................FOR NOW!!!